LS3.1 – The Elite

Synopsis

The Doctor offers Tegan and Nyssa a trip to the paradise world of Florana, but instead the TARDIS takes them to a domed city on a planet scarred by warfare. A world where everyone is young, and fighting for the glory of the Elite…

Hidden away in The Cathedral of Power, the High Priest is watching. It knows the Doctor, and his arrival changes everything…

Review

Dorney’s writing here as a commentary and play on how people in general can become fanatical zombies under the influence of organized religion and church and, shamefully, points the finger at Christianity for the attack.

In good literature or play, there is naturally an allowance for discussion or dialogue on the matter and the usual goal of a decent playwright and writer to bring those to question.

But John Dorney has taken the other route, personal vendetta mode minus any tolerance or ability for readers to think or discuss. The Elite (is his writing/adaptation supreme under an alleged Lost Story mantle), and is strictly an exercise in condemnation, invalidation and outright hate towards religion, specific religions and a knock towards those have faith.

The analogy is simple and direct for Dorney: Nazism equals religion/Christianity and those who participate or accept it are deceived unintelligent zombies.

But Dorney and a group of his fellow writers are so ignorant that almost everything they write is totally distorted historically and politically, and this fact, the evidence are the plays, dialogue and themes themselves that any educated person in history, journalism and writing can plainly see. It’s sickness and this audioplay “loose adaptation” off an original unaired concept is a prime example. Total hypocrisy with compliments from this ‘elite’ exclusive group of Big Finish writers who have subverted intentionally the platform for wicked purposes and by the exact processes that the Nazis and Joseph Goebbels employed in their propaganda films, frankly EVEN WORSE.

The proof is explicit in story. Intolerant, hate-filled agenda written by an “Elitist.”

Yet another example of hate, radical writing agenda by yet another Big Finish writer. Examine the people, it all becomes clear of their intent.

This not Doctor Who, it’s hateful propaganda and designed as such. The story and concept, all clearly conveyed from first episode: Nazism (Elite) equals Church/high priest, who is revealed at close of episode to be (and one I actually thought due to unoriginal Nazi theme).. da da dah… a Dalek. A Dalek (alien) who, as revealed in the second episode, who drops down on this “alien” (faux) planet bringing the word of God. And the planet of course quickly adopts a Third Reich modus operandi cultivating and elite race from children and disposing of the rest.

Highly implausible plot and setup, the absurdism is something words here can hardly explicate. All this conveyed in the first 25 minutes.

Absolutely ridiculous and unoriginal and shows the low intelligence and tactless ignorance by writer with not only a hateful agenda and politic (not a universal simple commentary but a moronic attack against Christianity co-relating it to Nazism, which is absurd), simplifying to a grossly irresponsible extent any historical truth, metaphor or complexity. The real historical facts and philosophy: Adolf Hitler was an atheist and Atheism was the Nazi idealogy.. The assault against Christians as unintelligent or unempathic, as absolutely designed here, is preposterous and “hate speech” (to borrow contemporary terminology likely popular with Dorney and his ilk) hypocrisy.

Is this original author Barbara Clegg or John Dorney or both? Well from Barbara Clegg’s existent story ‘Enlightenment’ for Doctor Who and its plot I have my suspicions whether she is too blame for the explicit or metaphorical setup here. Based on what I reading regarding Big Finish writers working off of broad outlines or remaining fragments of story concepts, plus the guilty nature of some other writers on the same roster espousing subversive and selfish, classless attacks (including Dorney on the historically distorted The Wrath of the Iceni), I will have to place the blame on John Dorney..

This is a disgraceful adaptation Dorney uses to attack organized religion aligned with other instances of agenda of fellow writers in spreading their ideals and subversive propaganda of globalist politic agenda, one interest to belittle and attack Christianity, specifically.

It is more than apparent Dorney has wielded dialogue to attack. After listening to this first couple episodes alone, I am wondering if there is even any more story in the second half rather than the obvious reveal to the idiotic Elites and subsequent invasion or cult brainwash of some sort.

As far as presenting an intriguing alien planet, there is absolutely zero world-building. You would think for an audioplay and for Doctor Who, this would a natural priority for the storytelling. But it was not because Dorney and friends are more concerned with exploiting old scripts for their fascist propaganda and sorry personal politic, nevermind the source.

Nor is it clear how the high priest Dalek could be disguised in human form, deceiving the humans, skin suit?

Around 60% in, I could envision minor glimpses of this story’s outline being an episode in 1981 or perhaps the general concept Clegg might have had in correlation, notably the section when Nyssa is becomes brainwashed, but then the shady and subversive dialogue by Dorney to break any 4th wall, irritates and irradiates his overt metaphor that seems more aligned with a contemporary and direct hate agenda (rather than a subtle and more universal, non-targeted commentary or initiation towards real dialogue).

The problem does not revolve around the actual story outline or concept of blind faith, but in Dorney’s employed instances of dialogue and language that are subversively designed to attack, again, Christianity – this is inarguable as evidence of multiple repeated quotations.

The production and acting is top-notch, but ultimately the most important element here is the story and its adaptation to represent the era and series – this does not, a classic Doctor Who TV episode would have never adopted such an agenda.

There are glimpses of lost story script potential but that is natural to the simple story idea and due to the actors who of course do fit and in this case still at least adequately represent the era or what could have been.

Scriptwise in adaptation: Very poor and bigoted, lacking all tact or integrity of a truly vintage story or faithful adaptation.

The ultimate problem with the story overlooking the aforementioned: firstly how dumb (as opposed to elite in basic intelligence), gullible and naive the characters on the planet really are, and secondly just how simplistic over-the-top and implausible the story is due to one Dalek.

I suppose Dorney thinks he is clever with an allusion to Hitler is this sense, but that would only rest in accordance with a juvenile’s ignorance, not an informed or educated one. This not the first-time I’ve seen grown men from Big Finish demonstrate their lack of intelligence, any complex or accurate comprehension of history, but wallow in their own self-righteous own sense of elitism, hypocrisy and literary bigotry.

Writers like this (and other Big Finish writers) should just stop attempting to write stories or adaptations based on political story lines, it is painfully clear after dozens of releases they lack the intelligence and writing skills to produce anything in a meaningful form.

This was 1/5.

Director:
Ken Bentley
Source: Barbara Clegg (loose script/story material)
Writer: John Dorney (actual adaptation/writing)

Cast
Peter Davison (The Doctor)
Janet Fielding (Tegan Jovanka)
Sarah Sutton (Nyssa)
Joe Coen (Aubron)
Ryan Sampson (Thane)
Derek Carlyle (Alaric)
Joannah Tincey (Stemp)
John Banks (Garthak)
Ellie Burrow (Ella)

EA2.1 – The Yes Men

Synopsis

The Doctor, Jamie, Polly and Ben arrive on New Houston, an Earth colony in the Fourth Sector, which the Doctor previously saved from an alien invasion. He wishes to pay his respects to his late friend Meg Carvossa, but something is not quite right with New Houstons subservient robots…

Review

Sort of a futuristic political thriller minus any thrills or much intrigue unfortunately, well, at least for the first 40 minutes and really for much of the rest otherwise.

With such a stellar cast available, disappointing with an underlying tasteless political agenda sculpting a weak caricature-of-sorts (rather than valid commentary of anything).

Maybe its time Big Finish employs writers more concerned with turning out a good story rather than touting an agenda or crafting a post-modernist plots based on grating political allusions..

Guerrier certainly is (or was) capable of crafting excellent stories, but in this case joins… his fellow ‘Yes Men’ in Big Finish/BBC stable who obssess with warped establishment politics, as evidence on their vapid and many social media accounts, which unfortunately results in the continual weak story premises — all possibility of any creativity or hopes for intelligible science-fiction extinguished.

This tactic translates into poor caricature devoid of any real substance and at the expense of and truly cohesive or acceptable story. Note: this writing tactic is equally employed in other horrid recent Big Finish by other writers of purported merit – really primary/secondary child school level. A common thread by writers with a common preoccupation. Round-up the stories and you will see this as a literal campaign and alliance. File: Propaganda club. File: Guerrier’s fall from grace as a credible writer.

Experimenting and playing around with such sourced allusions and merely flipping the tables once in awhile does not provoke thought, discussion or make worthwhile science fiction, let alone result in a clear, easy-to-follow story.

In this case, the mystery precedes any recognizable logic. Shortly into the second half, the story became confused and underwhelming, with as one of the main characters, a former friend of the Doctor, relating that this story is one of “internal politics” and the Doctor should just leave. I agreed as I realized none of the characters were likeable, there was nothing warranting empathy.

Further disgraceful are the tactless knocks and insult once again to America. As defense as such lousy writing, maybe someone should start a production company and write stories about New London and other British cities, and invent some equally pathetic dystopia and caricatures..

For example, here’s a quick prime candidate for a short, abstract that I invent on the spot for such a story premise and plot:

…a certaining propaganda-spewing mega-corp CBB brainwashes its populace controlled by a mandatory television tax (funding their own production and resources) hard-wired into media and isp regulation, censoring and controlling all internet and broadcasting and filtering biased, propaganda news access. A country where any citizen speaking against this establishment are jailed, and all the published writers are trickle-down fascist mega-corp, employees or licensed production houses with indoctrinated workers aka “Yes Men” who propagate at all cost and integrity the will of their corrupt masters.

— Good true, sourced story inspiration compliments in New London – plenty of stories, factual evidence and documentation to substantiate.

Regarding the final episode in the ‘Yes Men’ story here, without any adequate build-up, the only sensation felt was one cold and metallic, sadly meaning extreme boredom, very hard to make it through.

Not even the great cast could save it by this point.

A character who just a short while ago, in the preceding episode, tells the Doctor to leave, changes her mind [listen and you’ll here the ridiculousness of what I mean by mentioning this], and then summarizes the story and pathos felt towards this release, appropriately, approaching the final act,

“Doctor, you have to save the city.” The Doctor (literally) sighs exasperated and relies, “Uhh.. Yes…alright (annoyed).” Exactly how I felt.

If Guerrier would get off his un-clever fantasy hobby horse fueled by politics, anger and prejudice and get back to writing good Doctor Who stories, as I still believe him capable based on some other releases (inclusive of some favorites) that would be great OR stop writing. I can only assume writer’s burnout has set in.

Truth and reality, though: you can read the clear themes and actions on display here. This story is pure evidence of the writer’s preoccupation at the expense of writing a good story. I understand people don’t like criticism and ‘negativity’ today but I explained. Those who dislike can live in their own fantasy world that excludes others outside their clouded bubble and live in denial. I am a Doctor Who fan for many years who has like many other transversed time and space from the TV, Books and Audio. I am just an average fan really. I just want Doctor Who stories devoid of the writer’s own ego, because that is what is really is all about in this and similar stories. Not good writing. Not good Doctor Who by again decades of established better writing.

This wasted opportunity is major mark and unforgivable waste for someone privileged to be writing for Who with great classic actors at his disposal. I guess saying the right thing and being a real life YES MAN pays off BIG, and you don’t even have to bother trying to write a decent story after you get in the fold — just make sure you have the right politics that your licensor and boss demand.

In this case, some listeners may think that I am being too harsh here, but no this another of many stories 2016-2018 particularly (but not limited by any extent) that a self-serving agenda that goes far outside of commentary but formulated strictly as attack and caricature devoid of concern towards thought or discussion.

YES MEN, Who are the YES MEN. The answer is clear.

This was 1/5.

Director: Lisa Bowerman
Writer: Simon Guerrier

Cast:
Anneke Wills (Polly Wright/Narrator)
Frazer Hines (Jamie McCrimmon/The Doctor)
Elliot Chapman (Ben Jackson)
Lizzie McInnerny (Harriet Quilp)
Stephen Critchlow (The Yes Men)
Timothy Speyer (Nesca Bangate)
Jane Slavin (The President)

CC9.1 – The Sleeping Blood

Synopsis

When the Doctor falls ill, Susan is forced to leave the safety of the TARDIS behind. Exploring a disused research centre in search of medical supplies, she becomes embroiled in the deadly plans of a terrorist holding an entire world to ransom and the soldier sent to stop him.

Review

The opening act with Susan was simple but intriguing exposition in a classic science-fiction mold, with hearing Ford’s wonderful narration and stepping into young Susan’s shoes exploring an unknown space/alien environment..

But midway the plot of “hacker/terrorist” harnessing for malicious purpose the civilization’s dependent nanotechnology was trite and unoriginal. It sounds more clever here on synopsis, but this is not very original yet worse a bit silly and tired on another trendy topic in tenure.

The promise of a more imaginative tale was dispelling by mech-tech sci-fi (a 90s trend that I wish stayed dead) instead of core classic Doctor Who territory that requires a more imaginative 60-esque Doctor-era rendering truer to form. The problem is tying the plot, machinations (pun), mechs, and nanotech — all recognizably tied to our own contemporary world and, worse, yet another politically (inappropriately) charged theme by obsessed Big Finish writers (and BBC established cohorts), who are apparently unable to harness any imagination or paying any homage or expansion to the franchise they are supposed to be representing.

Clearly the writer has no clue, sense or familiarity with classic Doctor Who, the first Doctor or even basic silver age science-fiction predating the 90’s mech tech fad.

Another wasted opportunity to record with Ford due to Big Finish refusing to employ writers who can write real science-fiction (or centered on ‘Space and Time’ aka Doctor Who).

Terrorists, biotech, cliche political point painfully overdone, what the hell is going on here. [See my other reviews of this dreadful volume, all the stories I have heard are just as bad in their own unique ways]

Not a 1st Doctor story with an simulcra of any real integrity.

The first act had good promise.

Second act – uninspired, deviating,

Third act -total fail with a weak, last ditch excuse to weave in the “time” element.

So it does technically have subpar injection of time and space, but in an obtuse manner, superficial without depth, purely superficial in word, not action or meaning. The problem with these type of stories and their writers is that they have no intent to craft a highly illustrative or original piece of science-fiction aligned with the original era or tell a story to expected general formula but instead pre-plan a politic and associated theme, almost totally detaching from its established character and any serviceable story.

Another total disservice to both utilization of their amazingly talented actor stable (some of whom won’t be around forever – and this is what is so upsetting.. the waste) and to their fans and patrons. There is a problem in-house regardless of the booming popularity. This is what happens when you have a production studio unwilling to progress with knowledgable and skilled writers who are familiar and passionate about the characters and franchise – instead look at the writers, you’ll see no diversity outside a certain group of fellows, all politically and corporately allied. And it shows like a rubbed out bloodstain.

Look at the plots, look at that underlying themes and stories. Not really classic Doctor Who at all. Established voices can only take the material so far. Experiencing these audios shouldn’t be like fishing through garbage to desperately hope and salvage collections of all our favorite actors and characters, amazingly all present and willing. Give them material them meets there potential. The best of stock is all present with the worst or at minimum burned out writers with other things on their mind besides writing a proper Doctor Who adventure.

Don’t employ writers who are not passionate about classic Doctor Who, the era you’re suppose to represent in many of these ranges. Don’t employ writer’s whose only intent to to exploit Doctor Who as a platform to do anything but tell a proper Doctor Who adventure. You have the whole of Time and Space at your disposal and your imagination, if there. Where is it??

This was 1/5.

Director: Lisa Bowerman
Writer: Martin Day

Cast:
Susan – Carole Ann Ford
Kendrick/The Butcher – Darren Strange

CC5.10 – The Sentinels of the New Dawn

Synopsis

Some time after leaving UNIT, Liz Shaw calls the Doctor to Cambridge University, where scientists are experimenting with time dilation. A device hurls them to the year 2014, and a meeting with Richard Beauregard, heir to the Beauregard estate.

But theres something rotten at the core of this family The seeds of a political movement that believes in a new world order.

The Sentinels of the New Dawn are stirring. And their malign influence will be felt for centuries to come.

Review

I HEAVILY RECOMMEND ALL 4 OF THE OTHER CAROLINE JOHN/LIZ SHAW COMPANION CHRONICLES — BUT THIS RELEASE IS A TOTAL FAIL.

They are easily some of the very best releases in the entire Big Finish catalogue.
This on the other hand is…

ORIGINAL RAW REVIEW NOTES

dreadful. incredibly poor writing based on empty post-modernism and minus any creativity, intellect and imagination crucial to good writing. this is bad writing and could be argued also equally poor editorial decision pushing subversive bad politics on its listeners (conveniently in 2014). A real shame, go figure with the setting of story – a UK university in 2014. Storywise out-of-place in Doctor Who and simply pointless and boring. The poor writing unfortunately shows painfully in the reading/narration and certainly does not reflect the character. A waste of one of the few precious Caroline John stories and from an otherwise near perfect set of stories. Skip unless you pride yourself as being part of the real new world order and literary fascism movement of a radical far left (edit: meaning not a “traditional liberal left” btw but propagandists who seek to spew caricature to aid their subversive assault on any media platform in order to champion their own perverse sense of politic – not altruistic but exploiting Doctor Who for specific agenda). Whether or not you drop any contemporary insinuation, in any case if simply chalked up to its simple evil world domination super-generic villain, the story itself is just..a total waste, sabotage, and polar opposite to the other Caroline John Companion Chronicles in quality.

This was 1/5.

Director: Lisa Bowerman
Writer: Paul Finch

Cast:
Caroline John (Liz Shaw)
Duncan Wisbey (Richard Beauregard)

BF238 – Lure of the Nomad

Synopsis

For thousands of years, it has drifted through space, unimpeded, forgotten, seemingly lifeless. Now, finally, it has been discovered.

Responding to a distress call from the mysterious hulk, the Doctor and his companion, space pilot Mathew Sharpe, walk into a desperate situation. The multi-tentacled semibionic Makara were tasked with renovating the abandoned craft, but now they’ve begun murdering their employers.

The Doctor soon realises that the Makara have been programmed to kill, but by whom, and for what reason? Finding out the truth will mean uncovering a secret that threatens the entire Universe.

Review

As a preface, I am not affiliated or partisan in politics to any political group or party. I am perfectly fine with thought-provoking works of fiction that make one think, or commentaries that pose questions without radically defining and pushing a particular politic. I am simply reviewing this piece criticially for what it is and based on my own credentials as someone degreed in diverse areas of writing. I am simply calling out what I noted immediately, which ended up overriding any real story and was obvious by the intent of the writer.

The only mystery here is all the PR (public relations) praise this story has gotten in press by either online reviewers who are not capable of decoding themes, metaphor or symbolism — or in this case obvious simpleton caricature! Or maybe they want their channels to be popular and thus avoid any negativism, or other reasons? Hmm.

Also, I noted some discussion by people online regarding “politics” in Doctor Who. In this context one must define “politics.” There is a gross difference between either social or environmental commentaries or simple injections of dialogue promoting humanitarian factors that are 100% generally UNIVERSAL, such as being against racism (or general pure hate towards people) or environmental catastrophe due to careless negligence of some mega-corporation, and that of pure slander, immature caricature and attack. The latter are signs of pathetic writing and what is encapsulated in Lure of the Nomad, which is an atrocious piece of trash that does not intend to really tell a story but rather paint a subversive portraiture! Plain and simple. Nothing else.

While Lure does not necessarily preach or even push any political concept, it subversively, selfishly and lazily models itself after current public figures, specifically the Trumps (the current US President at the time of release and his son “Eric” specifically). This is not what or why I buy or spend my time listening to Doctor Who for. I just want an immersive, creative and intriguing story in or about “space and time,” NOT political obsessions or attacks on people. Should this belong in Doctor Who? Is this the kind of story you want to hear, or would rather hear a truly clever story as opposed to subversively modelled and framed (double entendre) generic murder mystery? Worse, you can go on social media and see a lot of these writers, totally obsessed with their native countries media brainwash and then you understand why this keeps trickling into their stories, in tandem and aligned with obvious partisan and political media out there.

As a sidenote: It is pretty pathetic that a lot of these British writers obsessed with the US and obviously influenced so much by their affiliated news media corporation or otherwise relative employer. To the point, for example, where Elliott was so consumed as to model and focus so intently on producing (and wasting) a precious moment to have a story recorded with classic Doctor Who actors, only to make a side joke that they can post on their social media (yep, done). Maybe they should find inspiration elsewhere and focus on creating a non-generic story minus uninspiring cliche or otherwise personal vendetta motivated characters. It’s hilarious because there actually is one great character, advertised in promotion, only to be literally evaporated (or diffused) shortly. A ruse? A lure? I suppose so in reality.

Propagandaist writer Matthew J. Elliot attempts to subversively caricature one Donald J. Trump to push his own sad personal politics and personal (or affiliated or both) amusement degrade and ridicule detracting from any really meaningful or engaging story.

Really wise use of an opportunity and privilege to write a Doctor Who story [sarcasm]. I am sure there are quite a few people, who are educated in creative writing and actually capable of producing a proper Doctor Who story, but instead Big Finish loves to keep employing a limited, exclusive stable of writers (you can do background checks on each one to see the common thread) who clearly and obviously get triggered and obssessed with anything but Doctor Who! And it continually leaks right into stories and releases as if telling a Doctor Who story is not really important, it’s about bigoted writers being able to exploit and use the platform to joke, propagandize or ridicule (not a commentary, a caricature aka attack for its own sake). This can also be seen on many other releases, including some box volumes with other Doctor’s who are force fed dialogue that is anything but wise. A real shame and the fault is also squarely on editorial for perhaps knowingly producing stories like this. The funny thing is a the Time itself will expose these stories at “shiny lures” for uneducated people hyping on a bandwagon.

To back up these statements, simply look at the character, the names of certain characters and their background.

This is the last thing I want to hear, and it is so unintelligent and the key to bad writing. If a story is not genuinely written for its own purpose and end, then what you get is a “Lure FOR a nomad” who if smart will just move on to better products written by writers with integrity and ability.

Mission accomplished. Annoying, selfish and pathetic. The last thing I want in my Doctor Who stories is one writer’s misanthropic hate letter and sad contemporary political character assassination piece..

Beware: other clueless or canned reviews praise. Story-wise, there is a suprise in third act that I found a bit wonky as its revelation had little background or “realtime” to manifest and I just don’t think the Doctor would be so naive, similar to any intelligent listener probably wouldn’t be naive to accept writer Elliot’s political motives as innocent.

Time bubble, weak. Willoway character, fanastic, the one character I give this writer great credit for and that could have gone far beyond this story in potential but killed off and too soon.. literally evaporated prematurely.. As far as the enemy, isn’t that a font? Fail on writing and tonally irritating on many levels. Unconvincing and jarring for the wrong reasons.

The only thing this release will go down in history for is a huge piece of globalist propaganda, served by a corporate media gonad, whoops I mean nomad. Edit: I’ll leave that it, a more intriguing caricature…

This was 1/5.

Director: John Ainsworth
Writer: Matthew J Elliott

Cast:
Colin Baker (The Doctor)
George Sear (Mathew Sharpe)
Matthew Holness (Eric Drazen)
Susie Riddell (Esther Brak)
Ruth Sillers (Willoway)
Jonathan Christie (Captain Schumer)
Anna Barry (Juniper Hartigan)
Dan March (Varian)

BF099 – Son of the Dragon

Synopsis

I am Prince Vlad III – son of Vlad the Great, and sovereign and ruler of Ungro-Walachia and the duchies of Amlas and Fagaras.

But since my father’s murder, I have had another name.

I am Dracula.

PREFACE

This is more-or-less a placeholder or more unrefined draft review but I wanted to share some notes. I encourage anyone who listens to Big Finish historicals to take them with buckets of salt.

I have decades of a passion for and education in History, real history, as well as in communication and writing. My history is also based in valid sources, hard documentation, substantiated academic and history, with a knowledge extending to general, cultural and military. There are always facts, theories and lies. Basically here are lies and distortion.

REVIEW

TOTALLY AND FACTUALLY DISTORTED AND INVENTED FALSE, IMPALED HISTORY TO PROMOTE GLOBALIST AGENDA

Multiple events, character references and contexts are grossly and irresponsibly distorted and exploited to to falsely ‘indoctrinate’ and spread misinformation for the sake of a nasty and pathetic globalist political agenda. In many instances there are outright lies that in no way can be substantiated by factual research or adherent to established theory.

The author’s intent is obvious and the writer is plainly a dishonest, amoral writer who has zero integrity and a disgrace to the craft. Irregardless of prior work, Lyons has become the Liar here and a paid off lackey.

I

Lyons also put words into the Doctor’s mouth, dialogue, statements that are false yet purport to be historically and factually true, with the technique of placing them alongside more common myths and legends, first debunking them, and then repeatedly inventing purely fictional events, or otherwise propaganda as real incident.

Nowhere is found the real history of the “impalement” truth, such as (1) Vlad Dracul’s use and invention in dire circumstances of impaling not his own people but rather Ottoman scouts in Wallachian forests sent before invasion. The Sultan’s goal after Vlad escaped his bondage was to invade, destroy and annex Transylvania for the Ottoman empire.

Vlad and his army did kill opponent nobles and factions who conspired against him after re-establishing power (this of course natural to the context of any group or power in medieval history). He, by any frame of informed logic or historical evidence, did not brutually impale or massacre his own common people. He invented fear tactics using impalement of Ottoman scouts or soldiers as a desperate underdog effort to spread fear and fright in their camps to demoralize and hopefully aid in repelling encroaching mass forces.

(2) The other citing of impalement has nothing to do with Vlad’s own people or women and children but that of a particular battle again utilizing and impaling Ottoman soldiers, the extent to which is questionable, if not exaggerated myth itself. You’ll find copy-paste, uncited and re-hashed articles and wikis state that 20,000+ Turks soldiers were impaled at Târgovişte (all unsourced, and gee that would take a long time to fork 20,000 soldiers for Vlad’s smaller forces), yet you’ll definitely likely see the firmer context and reality with smaller scale but often used guerilla style use of impalement towards Ottoman enemies, in the forests and pathways of scouts and more ‘sparing’ use.

Lyons falsely states, out of the Doctor’s mouth, that the referenced impaled 20,000 were women and children, Vlad’s own common people and peasantly. FALSE. LIE.

* Lyons mentions “the forest” as a real historical event that Vlad Dracula led a ridiculous number of innocent women and children in a forest and simply impaled – zero logical reason, no motive otherwise that the woman-beating maniac Vlad (he is a misogynist and woman-beater in play) did this ‘just because’… Seriously unintelligent and moronic.

This event never happened, established by both conventional and military history. IN REALITY, Vlad’s men employed the tactic of capturing or impaling scouts or soldiers of the Ottoman army to utilize similar to scarecrows as a desperate attempt to spread fear among the Ottomans in order to help demoralize and repel invasions. This was a major innovation or use of fear tactics in warfare, at least in Western European history. This is one of the true links to his longstanding infamous nickname, along with the Danubian merchants who exploited this obviously acknowledged and acclaimed tactical use of impalement to DISTORT and spread damaging myth along their extensive trade route to demonize, rally widespread support against and literally make a monster out of Vlad. (Lyons does the same today for not dissimilar globalist purposes)

You may want to study Vlad’s situation, circumstances and the whole background (from a variety of academic sources) before you make assumptions of who the bad guy(s) were. Hardly matters for debate here, you can listen to Son of a Dragon and both the context and use of the impalement, completely wrong and used with malice against Vlad, the “Cross” and greater Europe, at the expense of anywhere near historical truth.

(3) The final impalement myths come from disgruntled Danubian merchants, as I’ll probably note redundantly and expand on later.

He also invented ‘scorched earth’ warfare with little option, which is mentioned with total utter mistruth and distortion (again, not used against his own people): poisoning his own nation’s rivers and wells and burning shelter and earth (food, water, protection sources for invading Ottomans WHICH WORKED) to save his country as an acknowledged last ditch military tactic.

NOTE: In the process, he arguably helped saved Europe from Ottoman/Islamic invasion that would have changed history forever and which there would be no Europe or history as we know it. Invasion and subjugation of Europe would have be a bad thing by any contemporary humanitarian and free society perspective. Can you dispute this? No, you can’t. Unless you are a modern-day globalist janissary, don’t believe in a free world, equal rights and democratic forms of government, freedoms that have taken centuries to evolve and procure against various forms of evil, suppression, violence recorded and existent throughout the world. But this is not how the globalist sees it and the evidence is clear here.

The real questions or problem here besides the historical perverted and incorrect information in the audioplay, is the pure exploitation of the myth. Pure hypocrisy and illusion that is harmful and literally non-partial to a campaign of forming globalist janissaries out of younger Doctor Who fans.

Lyons of course superficially mentions the ‘scorched earth’ tactic of poisoning the wells and rivers minus details, facts, or context. In fact Lyons distorts, once again, to outrageous lie that it was used against his own people. LIE. Any real historian or source, will tell you the opposite, like so many other things in this play.

II

THE HANDSOME IS NOT SO HANDSOME

Nowhere is found the explanation of the true ransom/kidnapping of Vlad and his brother Radu, the latter who was successfully brainwashed/indoctrinated, molested, raped and given the name ‘The Handsome’ by the Sultan for being his favorite pre-teen concubine whore! And later, after earning complete obedience, elevated to a janissary captain with purpose of sending him to kill his own brother! FACT. Again Lyons alludes only to the Sultan, later in play with extreme brevity and in obscure manner, to being the character endowing Radu with the name, but of course avoids any real attempt to paint an accurate picture: Such as Radu being a janissary; the reason or real conflict between brothers; the real facts and story that Radu (and thousands of other children along with Radu) were subject to the Sultan and Ottoman ‘endowment’ of gross mental/sexual abuse, nature and trauma as a young children and turned against their own people in probably the most shocking abuse of children in world history.

It’s a sad but true story avoided to spare any criticism of Ottoman culture, which would betray Lyon’s own secret, closeted motive in writing this piece of deception.

– Lyons repeatedly uses this writing technique to put on emperor’s clothes for ignorant listeners and to be able to state later that ‘he mentioned’ (in a base, superficial manner). Yet he goes on to slander Christianity while praising and putting on a pedestal the “benevolent, tolerant” Sultan and “Ottoman culture.” That is called total bigotry, grounded in a specific agenda.

This is what these writers and media journalists do: they take the offensive or negative actions or traits, apply them to their target, falsely and slanderously, yet in reality these commit and are guilty of using the same tactics and actions they condemn, albeit in modern context with the pen, backstabbing their readership with the poison-laced dagger. No truth, no integrity.

Lyons literally explicitly states and portays the Sultan and Ottoman culture of the time as tolerant (citing non-unique and a contextually distorted sense religious freedoms) and otherwise benign in opposition to Vlad, whose story has absolutely NOTHING to do with religion, at all! Why? A plain and obvious attack on Europe and Christianity – a false argument, distorted context that holds no water.

Beyond all this, nevermind the commonplace MASS slavery and pedophilia in Ottoman society at the time, the brutal laws and campaigns of Mehmed “The Conqueror” – all historical FACT. Not an open interpretation, but fact. Lyons actually contextualizes this towards the fact that The Ottomans did not enforce or impose their state religion of Islam on their “conquered” vassal kingdoms (like Wallachia was at the time of Vlad and Radu’s childhood), and Lyons acts like this was unique and in contrast to Christian Europe, which is not true. Eastern Europe for example for centuries before, which did not seek to conquer and invade other territories outside of its own context and general territory had a highly poly-ethnic and religious society, for a few centuries up to this time and beyond for centuries. In fact, soon after this time the only place on civilized Earth that did protect certain groups, like Jews for a famous example, by actual law, was the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth later in the 16th-18th centuries.. Besides Jews coexisting for a millenium in Eastern Europe after expulsion from the Middle East, why else do you think their own identitarian subgroup existed, thrived to prominence in society – full autonomy. Now whose the tolerant society by historical fact? You’ll never hear this from certain Big Finish writers, the mainstream media or even modern political Zionist groups (who really have no relation to the actual groups of people they claim to represent but really exploit for their own self-serving contemporary political purposes). But in this case, it’s all obvious Globalist agenda about revising people’s perceptions about a certain ‘culture’ while slandering an old figure, contextualizing off a very old medieval (how laughable, really) setting and characters. And it starts with implanting crappy, false propaganda media like this to character assassinate a larger character and truth. We, today, can look at real historical events and see the current relationships that have been formed. There is a reason why and starts with true contexts and events of a larger thousand years of plain history.

Lyons has poisoned the waters and created his own false myths, distorted contexts and lies to further his own or his employers tactical agenda. Again, another really bad Big Finish that cannot be erased and will only serve in the longrun as more evidence of propaganda, distortion with intent!

[A similar offense by Big Finish of falsifying by omission and invention, in portraying a famous figure or culture as heroic was employed by Nigel Robinson’s adaptation of Farewell, Great Macedon, which thrust false historical context and imagination on Alexander the Great. This audioplay “adaptation” portrayed and wrote Alexander the Great as some sort of philosophical, altruistic, contemporary-lit heroic figure. I still tentatively rate that play 3/5 stars (although I sold it as I don’t want it in my collection), regardless of its obvious historical inaccuracy, and (at least) more popcorn form political correctness].

III

This play was released in 2007. Do the topics of immigration and Islam/Middle East refugees sound familiar today in 2017-18? It probably does to the majority of people in the Western world. And it should make you think. Hmm. Pretty interesting. There has been a whole carefully contrived campaign of thousands of pieces of media both internet and entertainment media purposefully designed and imposed upon an impressionable millenial youth, similar to the brainwash attempted on Alex in Clockwork Orange. The evidence is staggering in number and extent. Son of the Dragon is just one of these pieces of media. It is not trivial. It has successfully informed, indoctrinated and irresponsibly abused many youth and Doctor Who fans. Look at the writers, look at their clear affiliations and “history.” It will all come out of the closet soon or later.

The attempt to whitewash Islam’s history of slavery or persecution or campaigns against in contrast to Christian Europe is pathetic and untrue. This is part of the ongoing decade old globalist agenda to revise and distort history, that in 2018, any intelligent history or media analyst can see and demonstrate and unravel.

Who is the vampire? The globalists, along with their advocates and defenders (like the zombies trolls against discourse or the facts revealing themselves, thumbing down my reviews immediately) are like that American couple in 2018 that along with two Europeans were indoctrinated by such misinformation and media, that they set out in August 2018 to go biking in Tajikistan, an ISIS recruiting hotbed, Muslim country to prove that there “is no evil in the world” and it’s all an invention. Result there: While biking, a car pulls up with several men, ramming their bikes and then horrifyingly murdering them for no reason. Lyons paints Vlad firmly as the sadistic offender, which is not true and he certainly had a purpose and cause, not unnoble to free himself, his people and land from the Ottomans who forced tariff and kidnapped children only to send them back to murder their relatives and conquer. Truth. Fact. To borrow a misguided quote from one of the Tajikistan tragedy victims, obviously indoctrinated by globalist media relevant and dating back to the time of this audioplay,

“I don’t buy it. Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own—it’s easier to dismiss an opinion as abhorrent than strive to understand it…”

This is exactly Lyons theme and philosophy in Son of the Dragon ultimately (as the conclusion shows)! He distorts and ignores the truth, in this case, well-researched and established historical fact. He invents his own reality, grounded in his own indoctrination or at least his employers/master’s agenda and media message.

But there is also a bit of a difference as Lyons twists the hero and the monster, the roles, facts and perceptions to suit and serve his own agenda: using false myths as facts, to propel and elevate one culture/empire/regime from THAT TIME, burying and hiding the dirty laundry, in some warped attempt to relate to a tolerance factor concerning Turks or Muslims today.

–Eschewing and scapecoating one man, an innocent dead man who has been now, today, once again painted as scathingly with intent and for agenda, not any different than the original Danubian merchants who spread the monstrous myths in the first place.

This is a play exploiting an old pool of myths that actually initially debunks the Dracula myths, but then proceeds forward using the same myths combined with outright lies to tell its own story!

IV

In truth the Ottoman empire and culture at this time employed the shocking and revolting use of Janissaries – zero mention by Lyons of course and crucial to the Vlad/Radu story in any sense.

JANISSARIES. CRUCIAL TO THE VLAD/RADU STORY, ONE THAT CANNOT BE OMITTED TO PROPERLY ILLUSTRATE TRUE HISTORY AND THEIR STORY

Lyons completely omits and rewrites the facts and circumstances of Vlad and Radu’s father and kingdom and that they were ransomed/kidnapped and given under threat of destruction and annexation of all Wallachia by the Ottoman Empire and Sultan’s armies. Their fate was completely subject to the Sultan and court and destined as preteen concubines, indoctrination/brainwash, trophies and ultimately janissaries. Vlad resisted and escaped – a testament to his character and important background to his own accurate story. Radu succumbed to conditioning after years of physical, mental and sexual abuse. TRUTH. FACT.

In a nutshell, this accurately, supported by clear historical evidence and fact briefly describes the fate of tens of thousands upon thousands of Christian European children (a non-tolerant direct assault towards another religion in the 1st degree – contrary to Lyon’s explicit lies as evidence in play dialogue). Common villages, notably in Central/Eastern Europe were raided by this “lovely, tolerant and benign” culture, slaughtering common people and kidnapping their children. These young children were brought back to the Sultan’s court, brainwashed AKA indoctrinated and enslaved as whores, slaves or conditioned as janissaries: girls go to harems condemned to a life as concubine, abuse and pedophila. Young boys, the same. Harems factually included boys (as they do today in parts of the world protected and hidden by globalist media), and to preference of court officials and the Sultan, as exemplified by his favorite lover: the real-life preteen boy Radu “The Handsome” whose ultimate fate was to be trained as an elite warrior and Sultan’s bodyguard called a “Janissary” and finally to be sent to destroy his own brother. Janissaries were an elite, brainwashed warrior class, trained, conditioned and abused since early youth to a final state of absolute loyalty to the Sultan. They served as bodyguards and a special regiment of the Sultan’s army who then were often sent out to massacre their own European people and kidnap more children to receive their same fate. FACT.

NOT ONE MENTION IN THIS WHOLE PLAY SUBVERTING ANY TRUTH, WHICH WOULD DESTROY LYONS STORY AND SINISTER GOAL.

And this is what one Big Finish writer with approval of editor has chosen to go out of their way to hide and promote – insult-to-injury to all these children in history, serving a fate worse than death, and who at least to my sensibility, do not deserve to have Radu and the Ottoman Empire of the time championed and portrayed as fostered by a caring noble, supremely tolerate and morally righteous empire! I mean, Big finish has intentionally put this out, and went way out of their way to hide and spread misinformation! It’s really a shame and assault, if only towards the sake of truth. The proof is in the pudding.

Imagine if your family and village were invaded. You or your family murdered, your small children stolen. Their fate indoctrined/brainwashed using typical techniques of nutrition deprivation, conversion, mental and sexual molestation and repeated rape or confinement to harems. Dreadful thought for both girls and boys. And/or sold as slaves with all the above and worse, life ruined and stolen away. Boys, trained and turned against their own relatives and heritage and finally sent back to pillage, murder and kidnap to freshen the stock.

The author Lyons claims, again through explicit dialogue, that the Sultan and Ottoman were totally tolerant of religion. That is not true, they attacked the infidel through the use of Janissary. Period. They conquered land, but did not settle there. They only wanted regular tribute, tariffs and the children. And this is EXACTLY what happened once day to Vlad, Radu as young boys and their father. The true story. The Sultan demanded under threat of total destruction and annexation, the boys, the King’s own sons as a trophy and tribute of “intolerant” pure obedience. The ultimate intolerance and evil insult. Whose the monster? Who does the writer portray as the monster and who does he promote? The answer is absolutely clear.

Vlad “The Impaler” was not successfully indoctrinated and escaped and returned back to Wallachia to raise a willing home army to take back their country’s land as major underdog from the combined clutches of a more complex mix of those in current power struggle: Transylvanian nobility, the King and Kingdom of Hungary, the invading Ottomans, and even the powerful Germanic Danubian merchant league (the ones who spread the false, distorted myths of a savage monster impaling his own people in retaliation for a real period/incident of blocked trade routes through Vlad’s domain).

PS. Regarding the Germanic Danubian merchants, you will also find a similar tactic employed by globalists and even Big Finish writers in stories and use of media towards the Trump caricature in the media circa 2016-2018. They have found an opponent not aligned, perceptively by them, with their own power structure, goals and commerce and therefore repeatedly attack by powerful means to an largely gullible, media illiterate public through all arenas of their production, media routes and control – persistently seeking to defame and attack, in attempt to destabilize and de-power and rally fanatical anti-support based on media invention to an audience incapable, unable or unwillingly to research facts and sources.. This is purely a simple example of a method of propaganda that has used before, exists today to the extreme, and a demonization of a character via media channels. I say this as a degreed, qualified expert on the media platform that has absolutely zero political or organization alignment or interest.

Radu “The Handsome” on the other hand as the preteen favored child whore of the Sultan Mehmed “The Conqueror” was firmly indoctrinated after years of conditioning, mental and sexual abuse, and eventually set with mass force – against his brother and his small army of of rebels (native people only years before).

But no.. Lyons doesn’t mention any of this, literally writing off “The Handsome” as a title of vanity early in the play, which our female characters mock. The real truth – never mentioned. Radu becomes “The Handsome” and presented to the listeners as a altruistic hero from a tolerant culture against the “evil, hypocritical Christians and Vlad!” One can see the total bigotry and lies throughout this whole play, outlined tenants of a truly evil globalist agenda. Never mind the truth – all very zero integrity and sculpted to indoctrinate and deceive youngDoctor Who listeners.

V

STOKER’S DRACULA was a pure piece of fantasy and gothic horror, whose titular character was modeled on the myths and named after Vlad Dracul, which exploited this myth in proper artful manner (similar to making exploitation films of modern times). One who reads Stoker literately can clearly comprehend the more intelligent theme presented regarding myth and legend, and that is why Dracula the character was overtly an outrageous, clearly fantasty character, not conceivably a real person but a monster, reflecting and even commenting on the myths of old times in an intelligently and probably revolutionary manner. With a sense of integrity: it sought to tell pure horror and fantasy but allude to the truth by its essence. Lyons does the exact opposite!

LYON, actually points out fiction, myth and reality but does the opposite of Stoker and presents the same myths (and worse TOTAL distortion and mistruth of established, accepted history and fact) to an incredible extent as actually being non-fiction and alluding towards truth. Totally wrong. And shockingly so.

Lyons ignores or reverses all, with gross omission designed to lie and distort. And ultimately he falls back concerning the story here and our companions to one of the most famous myths of the Bride of Dracula (not the movie, the myth).

This was 1/5.

Director: Barnaby Edwards
Writer: Steve Lyons

Cast:
Peter Davison (The Doctor)
Nicola Bryant (Peri)
Caroline Morris (Erimem)
James Purefoy (Dracula)
Douglas Hodge (Radu)
Barry McCarthy (John Dobrin)
Clare Calbraith (Maria)
Steven Wickham (Soldiers)
Nicola Lloyd (Ayfer)